install theme

I wanna do cute stuff with you like fuck the shit out of you

(Source: sexlusion)




'Girl picking up girls'

everyone needs to watch this!

This is great.

This makes me wickedly uncomfortable because I have the worst anxiety when it comes to being turned down and creating an awkward situation.



me. “wateva bitches, fuck yourself ugly whore, you’re basic and i hate you”

walking in your funeral turnt as fuck 


when you say something funny and your friends laugh




It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

this is really good except please do not ever ever ever use the sentence ‘in this essay i will’ or any variation of it. It makes your essay seem unacademic

"I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline."

- e.b.   (via wanduring)

(Source: angelicpanic)

"Just know that I love you. I love you with all of my fucked up, piece of shit heart."